January 2012
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okay so… i haven’t eaten since like 5 this morning and i think my stomach’s about to eat me alive. this may be my last post.
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when 2012 comes, i’m gonna beg my parents to buy me merch with the christmas money they’re hiding in their wallets.
moodylesbian:
the best part of 2011 is when it ended
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The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
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inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
“I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.”
– Andy Warhol (via oceaniceyes)
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“I think everyone should think they’re pretty because if not you could be...”
– John O’Callaghan when he was on the phone with us earlier (via matthewjamesbarnes)
elewhorerigby:
ugly is the best birth control.
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December 2011
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band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
“When I am silent, I have thunder hidden inside.”
– Rumi (via spiritd3sire)
oxblood:
And the loneliness digs its claws into the tender flesh around my heart.
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breastnest:
i wish i had like an actual group of friends because all my friends have other groups of friends and im not in any of the groups so im like hawaii basically and all my friends are the other states wtf
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“As I stood in front of my favorite Beatle the only thing I could think of was...”
– The Girl Who Got To Meet The Beatles - Datebook Magazine Winter 65/66 (via avitium)
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside.